How to sell yourself…
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You go to a party and see a sexy girl across the room. You go
up to her and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed, what
about it?”
That’s Direct Marketing.
You go to a party and see a sexy girl across the room. You approach
her to get her telephone number. The next day you call and
say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed, what about it?”
That’s Telemarketing.
You go to a party and see a sexy girl across the room. Your
friend goes to her and says, “Hi, my friend over there
is fantastic in bed, what about it?”
That’s Advertising.
You go to a party and see a sexy girl across the room. You get
up, straighten your clothes, approach her and pour her
a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after it
drops, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way,
I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Public Relations.
You go to a party and see a sexy girl across the room. She comes
over and says, “Hi, I hear you’re fantastic in
bed, what about it?”
That’s the power of Branding!
