lubrifellation
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I cannot imagine that I am in the minority here and must believe
that I speak for most guys on the topic of fellatio/handjobs
(and probably most women on the topic of cunnilingus/jilling
off) that the secret is… lubrication.
Which only makes sense. The natural order (and let’s
not get into the natural odour) of penile stimulation is
a nice wet lubricated vagina. Agreed? Motion made, motion
seconded, all in favour, motion carried.
So if you find yourself wondering what’s going to really
rock that cock you find in your fist or between your lips…
the answer is 99 per cent certain to be: a little bit of spit.
Or a lot of spit. Or lotion or cream or olive oil or white petroleum
jelly (ick) or anything that’s going to simulate that
slippery feeling of the sheath the sword was born to live
in.
I’m sure there’s a handful (no pun intended) of
oddballs out there that get off on the dry aridness of halvah
but most of us want something juicy and if it’s not going
to be pussy, then whatever it is (hand, mouth, cleavage,
armpit… whatevah) should be warm, humid and slippery
like…
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