Apr
22

Masturbate with sausages

Filed Under Incest 

This is going to sound crazy to some of you women, but I’m
sure others of view will like it the way this sounds and give
it a try! I good down to the supermarket and buy those big
kilbosa sausages. The one’s that are about 16 in. long
and wrapped in a loop. Anyway, I will take one of those and
stick it in the microwave for about 30 seconds on medium-high
(high-tech masturbation).

After 30 seconds I take the sausage out of the microwave
and let it cool briefly maybe for like a second. Then I stick
a ribbed condom on both ends of the hot sausage. I’m
usually sopping wet by the time the microwave bell goes
off and I slam one end of the sausage deep in my vagina while
it is still hot. While I thrust it in and out of my hot box a
few times I put some lubricating jelly on the other end of
my meat pole . Because the sausage was pre bent in the loop,
it was easy to just press this end into my ass!

Picture me masturbating with that sausage. You women know
what I am talking about! You have seen those big sausages
at a meat market and thought about it a or to. The best part
is that when I’m finished fucking myself with it, I
cook it up for might asshole husband’s dinner! Then
I pretend I have a headache when he wants to give me that will
Vienna sausage!! I wonder if he has figured out that we have
never had sex on the nights that we have kilbosa for dinner!
(a I just have salad on the those nights. )

Go see your butchers ladies! They will show you where the
meat is!

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