Sex Problem
Filed Under Incest
A bloke goes to the doctor and says, “I got this sex
problem, doc”. “Well”, says the quack,
“Tell me about your average day”. “Well,
it all starts in the middle of the night. My wife always wakes
me up about 3:00 am for nookie and then again about 5 o’clock
so we can spend a couple of hours making love before I go to
work”.
“Oh I see”, said the doc. “No, hang on”,
said the man, “…you see, when I get on the train
to work I meet this girl every day and we get a compartment
to ourselves and have sex all the way there”.
“Oh….now I see”, said the quack. “No
you don’t”, said our hero. “When I get to
work my secretary really fancies me and I have to give her
one in the storeroom”.
“Oh….now I see”, said the quack. “No
no no”, he said. “When I go to lunch I meet this
dinner lady I’m very fond of and we nip out the back for
a quickie”.
“Now I understand”, said the patient doctor.
“No, hang on”, said the bloke. “When I
get back to work in the afternoon my boss, a very demanding
lady I might add, has to have me or she says she’ll give
me the sack”.
Ahh….”, said the doctor, “now I see..”.
“No, there’s more”, said our man, “when
I get home my wife is so pleased to see me she gives me a blow
job before dinner and then we have sex afterwards”.
“What’s your problem?”. asked the doc.
“Well…”, said our hero, “it hurts when
I masturbate”
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