“Duck” Tape
Filed Under Incest
An old man is sitting on his porch and sees a kid go by with
some duct tape in his hands and hollers out, “Hey boy,
where you going with that duct tape?”
The kid replies, “Going to get some ducks.”
The old man shouts back, “You can’t get any ducks
with duct tape.”
The boy passes on and says, “We’ll see.”
A few hours later, the old man sees the kid passing by with
some ducks in his hand.
The following day, the old man is on his porch again and sees
the boy passing by with some chicken wire. He shouts out,
“Hey boy, where you going with that chicken wire?”
The boy replies, “Going to get some chickens.”
The old man says, “But you can’t get any chickens
with chicken wire!”
The boy continues on by and says, “We’ll see.”
Hours later the boy passes by the old man’s house. To
his amazement, the old man sees that the boy has some chickens
in his hands.
The following day, the old man is on the porch again and sees
the boy passing by. He shouts out, “Hey boy, what do
you have there in your hands?”
The boy answers, “Pussy willows.”
The old man replies, “Just a minute while I get my coat!”
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